Bukkake Test

This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.

IT Director:

Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.

IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.

IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!

by Mr413 November 5, 2021

Testing

What I'm doing rn trying to put blue text

I have no idea how to use urban dictionary so I'm testing out how to put blue text

by 420Gamer_furry_69 November 20, 2021

Test

you are a L

test

by itstrueiswear_ November 21, 2021

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

Test

Test

Test

by anonymous October 7, 2021

Test

I'm testing the functionality

"This is a functionality test."

by TheDespiscableMother October 8, 2021

test

when your teacher makes you answer 30 questions and half of the stuff you did not learn in class

hey teacher do we have a test today teacher says yes students sigh

by the_quit_kid October 12, 2021