Seafood Salad

When a girl gives head to a guy who has crabs

Kim did not realize that Bobby had crabs, so she unwittingly had a seafood salad while blowing him

by TheUnsilentMajority April 13, 2013

The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.

Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.

by Chopped March 2, 2014

Crispy Salad

When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.

Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad

Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here

by Traviseatsdick April 18, 2015

salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen January 6, 2016

rough salad

Meaning harsh. Derived from when you order a delicious salad but instead you received a gross unwashed lettuce salad.

"Dude I had to wait in the Chipotle line for 20 minutes!"

"Oh man, rough salad."

by Stunna447 January 14, 2016

hood salad

Slang for weed

Let's go pick up a hood salad and get high af! Weed marijuana ganja devils lettuce

by IAMDgod November 30, 2016

Toss salad

To destroy a something during a search warrant

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad

by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016