pooping off

Jacking off whilst pooping.

Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna poop off too
Trent: Wait your turn

by Yung Pizza May 6, 2014

Poop Sprinkles

When you take a bath and you wash your asshole, and you find a little piece of shit stuck to the hair of your asshole, and you take it out and let it linger in the bath whilst bathing yourself.

"Oh, yeah, Monica like last night when I took a bath, I found poop sprinkles floating around my asshole."

by littlepoopsprinklez June 24, 2014

Poop Dupe

When the girl sneakingly puts his dick in her asshole thinking that he's fucking her pussy

After we were done with the porn she told me that she performed a poop dupe on you.

by HandleBarJones July 28, 2017

Poop on a spoon

it is poop on a spoon noting else.

its poop on a spoon

by poop on a spoopn July 27, 2016

The Poop Loop

when you have a great bowel movement and need to tell your best friends how great it was.

I kept Tiffany in the Poop Loop when I texted her with glee after taking a marvelous shit.

by Uncle Joosie February 5, 2018

No Poop July

You heard it right here fellas, no shitting for the rest of July or else

No poop july is exactly what it sounds like

by nlolhere July 8, 2020

poop dagger

a. Gay buttsex.
b. A dagger made out of excrement.
c. Slang for a gay man's penis.

"Ahhh, Gary! Your poop dagger is tearing my anus!"

by Blow Queen January 31, 2003