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Martin Pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain
by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021
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joao martins

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
by Le Joao February 19, 2024
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char martin

A girl that is gorgeous with a gazillion amazing features that is the love of everyones lives as soon as she walks into them
I wanna be like char martin when im older she's so hot
by jackuswolfus February 28, 2024
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Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024
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martin

wow there goes martin
by verycoolperson1101 June 20, 2021
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The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm
Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"
by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026
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