May 30

National be nice to your boyfriend day

Why are you so mean. It's National be nice to your boyfriend day. It's ducking may 30

by SmileDe May 29, 2021

May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

by I srsly don't even know lmao May 4, 2021

May 5th

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

by barbaities May 4, 2021

May 6th

National hug day! Hug anyone and they can't do anything about it but stand still or hug you back, you time to shine!

Hey its May 6th, give me a hug!

by Definitely true May 5, 2021

May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

Kacy may

When you pretend someone sat on your lap

Kacy may sat on my lap in maccies

by TheoriesForYou October 19, 2019