flaps

when something is lame

man i feel so sick. this flaps

by rockykat11 January 3, 2022

Pillow flap

Used to describe people who deemed successful despite being perpetually wrong about everything in their own field of expertise.

That stock analyst on CNBC has been saying Tesla stock is worth $20 for years, but it’s currently at $2,000 per share. What a pillow flap.

by Timmy894 January 11, 2022

Hag flap

The loose skin on a woman's arm.

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.

by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Flap Track

When someone is eating a mans ass in front of a dirt bike exhaust and the receiver revs the motor so their ball bag slaps the ass eaters face/chin.

I'm pretty sure I saw Tommy and Sean flap tracking in the pits last night.

by The American Joker May 13, 2022

flapping yap syndrome

When your mouth overides your ass. Talking way way to much about nothing. Not being able to stop talking.

Dude: that guy won't shut the fuck up!
Girl: yeah nigga, he's got a bad case of flapping yap syndrome.

by Nick"o"letty November 5, 2022

Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.

Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.

by Commando Shorts November 6, 2022