sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016

musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.

"My gf wants me to musty potato her "

by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016

whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

dusty potatoe

A old mans genatalia

Man,that old man had a Dusty potatoe

by JJJJbear June 26, 2016

potato digger

A group of groupies who are semi-attractive to very attractive who fall for the current teenage heartthrob.

Here is a hello to all you potato diggers.

by Shaggyjumpsuit June 19, 2016

Persian Potato

This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.

" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "

by Persian Papi May 15, 2016

Purple potato

An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.

"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"

by Purple potato May 20, 2016