demon in bed can last up to 2 hours. impregnated me with 16 black children un consensually. he has a really nice ass.
by ikidnapdwarfs May 8, 2024
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by Paddycakes420 November 25, 2021
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Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.
Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick
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