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Evan

by Chefeverything May 31, 2022
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Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.
An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
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Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan
Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
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Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.
Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't
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Isobel Evans

Isobel Evans is the tall, slim girl with big, shimmering eyes who is always there to make you laugh on your darkest days. She is that girl that loves anything peaceful whether that is listening to music, going on walks, or going shopping for clothes that she adores because she loves fashion. When Isobel Evans falls in love, she falls in love hard and she instantly knows when there is an irreplaceable connection between her and her destined lover. She can always take a joke but just the same as every other individual, deep down she’s sensitive to certain things, so always be cautious about what you say to her. Family is a huge part of her life, and she’d do anything for them, just the same as she would with her friends. If you are one of Isobel Evans friends you’re lucky to have a person with a truthful, beautiful and caring soul because people like her are rare. Not only this but whenever she sees an angel number, she always wishes for the person she loves most because they are so, so special to her and she wished they understood how much she aches for their heart as sometimes her love you is overlooked.
Teacher #1: Who made you feel better when you were upset?

Girl #1: Isobel Evans, she’s got the sweetest heart!
by user628289292 March 31, 2022
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Evan

A very adorably handsome best boio with the personality of a fucking god. He's so amazing I would die for him. A very lovely and amazing man who will protect you if he trusts you, get on his good side and nothing but laughter and joyous moments are coming your way.
"Man, Evan is such an amazing person!"
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
by Perhaps Atlas. <33 March 31, 2022
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Evan Doty

OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!
by bronchisourish April 4, 2022
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