Spiders

Spiders, the bug, are most known for their great nutritional value. Because of their nutritional value, they are often used to make drinks and snacks to eat. You can also eat them alive, however.

Person A: "Hey, Kana, want some spiders?"
Kanashi: "Oh heck yeah dude spiders are delicious?"
Person A: "I agree."
Kanashi: "I love how they crawl in your mouth when you eat them when alive, yum"

by Kanashī December 1, 2020

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

best boy spider

A phrase to describe a strawberry roan horse. Who behaves like an angel and is an absolute legend. Such a horse should be treated like the king he is.

Best boy spider won today

by Spidersno1fan December 14, 2020

Spider

An arachnid that sits in the corner of your room

Spider: *exists*
Kurapika: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by N0T.ME December 21, 2020

Zombie spider

The worst ever thing created by a Fricking Wasp

PACK YOUR BAGS, THERE IS A ZOMBIE SPIDER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yeab01 October 26, 2020

Homework Spider

A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework

Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.

by Ocean Goblin December 29, 2020

Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020