flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

Dumb piece of poop

its for dumb people who is a piece of shit and doesnt care about life and didnt touch grass and be on the internet everyday like its vr for him

yo look at that Dumb piece of poop who doesnt go outside

by PumpkinGuy April 20, 2022

Chippy dumb fuck

A chippy dumb fuck is a guy who always fucks everything up he touches

Look at that chippy dumb fuck he just burned parts of the new shower door in the campfire

by Likehats December 3, 2020

Dumb Bitch Glitch

The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.

“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”

by ILearnedThisFromExperience October 10, 2021

stupid dumb bitch

my bestie

my bestie alanna is a stupid dumb bitch

by thtbitchkayla October 16, 2021

Too Dumb To Die

The 9th Song Of Album "Revolution Radio" released in 2016 by Green Day

"Man, I love Too Dumb To Die by Green Day"

by AVeryCommonName September 5, 2021

Are you dumb in the head?

A savage rhetorical question to ask a person who has just said something so surprisingly, ridiculously, absolutely, incredible, astonishingly, inordinately, vitally, unbearably, dreadfully, shockingly, eminently, particularly, immeasurably, crucially, dumb that their stupidness blows your goddamn mind.

Him: "I know I was an awful boyfriend but I just wish we could get back together."
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"

by purplemask July 6, 2021