Left

Being left handed is a complete disaster! Left meaning witch on a broom ready to cook little children hehe. Learn a lesson and be right handed on the correct side not on the witch side and if you live on the left you will die one day so live on the right side of earth and you’ll be a correct cool nice person BE A RIGHT PERSON LEFT IS THE F*CKING WORST

Left is for witches who look crazy 😜

by Buttercup pie.- January 1, 2020

Left-reading

Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.

"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"

"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."

or

"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "

by smeefus August 27, 2019

left on read

someone read the messages but he didn't answer

oh, Karen left on read my insta story an hour ago

by ShinJuni September 21, 2019

Left Chin

Noun. Clueless

I asked Sam a question and his left chin ass didn’t know what was going on

by Ursostupidok September 23, 2019

To the left, to the left

Beyonce (famous singer) secretly being a racist, "cause niggas got no rights".

Dr Dre - Why does Beyonce sing, to the left, to the left??

Eminem- Cause y'all niggas got no rights..

by MadGtw September 26, 2019

Left Erring

If Your A Guy With A Left Erring Your Actually Gay.

Dude, You Have A Left Erring. You Must Be Gay.

by Erring Big Gay October 1, 2019

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019