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Homo Hesitation

When one hesitates to pee because to people are using a urinal but there is one in the middle. One does not want to use the middle one because it would be a little gay.
You walk into a restroom and there are two guys using urinals but there is one empty in the middle. Homo Hesitation is your thinking process.
by wilfrd291 February 14, 2012
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Homo Chavus

Homo-chavus is the most recently discovered human species and one of two surviving sub-species after the extinction of homoerectus and neanderthal races.

Whilst similar in genetics to homosapiens, homo-chavus has a lower IQ and linguistic capacity. This species is dependent on homosapiens as through natural selection, it would soon die out into extinction. homo-chavus is typically an aggressive species and breeds prematurely to most human beings as well as doing so more frequently.

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Person 1: Homo chavus is such a burden on society

Person 2: I know, bloody scroungers!
by frightorflight337 August 21, 2011
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Homo-Heroic

Acting out, saying or portraying anything in such a gay manner it can only be described as Homo-Heroic.
Is Aaron homophobic? No, closer to Homo-Heroic.

Others Include:

Freddy Mercury's mustache
Making out with a guy to see girls make out
Using a Bluetooth Ear Piece
Two guys in a sleeping bag
Straight Bash a crowd of straight people
by Boxer311 June 29, 2011
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homo-god

Homo-god

a word created/discovered ironically during a discussion of a rather attractive gay guy. "Oh my God" came out as sounding like Ho-moh-God. Can be used as a substitute for "Oh My God" when used in a context discussing anything remotely LGBT related, or when discussing anything, in any context what so ever
In a valley girl voice "homo-god John Barrowman is sex on legs, too bad he doesn't swing our way"
by 87icegirl September 12, 2011
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homo begone

Homo begone is an alternate version of no homo only used in DIRE situations every time u use it the sun gets 1 mile closer to earth
Homo begone example: 1:AYE! Lemme grab that dick real quick
2:Lmao ur gay homo bitch
1: Nah fam No Homo
2: Too late ur already homo
1 H O M O B E G O N E
2:*person 2 proceeds to turn gay and a orgy with 12 different men*
by Sick on those tittys November 29, 2018
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homo-duogamist

Someone with two sexual partners, each of the same gender as his or her own. Distinguished from the term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.
Jill, a homo-duogamist, has a wife, Janet, and a girlfriend, Alice.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
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homo-duogamy

The circumstance of having two sexual partners, each of the same gender as one's own. Distinguished from the term "duogamy," which most often refers to having one sexual partner of each gender.
John's homo-duogamy comprises his relationship with Bill, his boyfriend, as well as his relationship with Ron, his husband.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
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