Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

hair therapy

Dope Hair experience

Get some hair therapy.

by Therapist dee July 24, 2017

Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019

new hair

new hair makes you a daddy pitatti

i see you got some new hair

by brayden anderson March 17, 2019

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.

*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”

by Niggashyper August 20, 2018

Chesticle Hair

When a guy or girl is so hairy that their chest hair meets their testicle hair.

There was no end in sight. His chesticle hair covered his entire upper body.

by Denim Allis May 18, 2018