Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.

Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

female dog

An actual definition of one of the most iconic cuss words: bitch

Guy 1: Have you seen the new girl? She's such a female dog.
Guy 2: Yeah. I hate her. Why does she always wear mismatched shoes?

by Pannwinner1 May 4, 2023

Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.

Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.

by Intelligence001 October 5, 2023

female poof

Foop is Poof backwards
Female poof

Sarah is such a female poof she is Fooper+

by DontLook July 4, 2023

female transformers

useless things added to transformers for no reason. if robots can’t have sex then whats the purpose of adding females to transformers.

guy 1: “female transformers are useless as hell”
guy 2: “yeah, whats the purpose of having genders if you can’t reproduce”

by supermoaimoai July 10, 2023

Female orgasm

The female orgasm is a super pleasurable intense, long lasting feeling of pleasure. It feels so damn good. It happens when a women reaches sexual climax after either rubbing her clit, fingering her vagina or humping teddy bears, having sex with a male and using his penis to stimulate her g spot and cervix, or using different variations of sex toys. The female orgasm is followed by a series of multiple contractions of the vulva, clit and vagina, the contractions of the vagina are so strong it can push a penis out during sex and it squeezes a penis so a male feels when the women is orgasming. The vagina gets super wet and cums and creams and ejaculates when the women orgasms expelling fluids from the vagina which is her cum and cream and squirting. Womens bodies shake during orgasm, leg shaking, feet shaking, roll their eyes back into their head, women get flushed face turning pink or bright red, and women yell out loud moans and toes curl during her orgasm. The female orgasm is amazing.

Female orgasm: I made Kelly orgasm so strong last night! I used my penis and I was pounding her g spot and she came all over me! She creamed on my cock!
That sounds amazing! I want to you give me an orgasm now

by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023