Montgomery County

A county in Maryland that has towns that are small to medium sized but wealthy to say the least, here there are some the richest cities in America such as Bethesda, Chevy Chase, Potomac, Poolesville, etc. I think just a drive or walk around the place should let you know what kind of place it is, the high school parking lots are full of BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Lexus and Porsche. In all of the towns you'll find a ton of "soccer moms" which frequent Starbucks, Whole Foods and Kohl's, not to mention there's a Starbucks on every intersection here, heck there is even one right in front of my house. The average dad drives a fancy car and where's polo's everyday and the kids are enrolled in Private or Charter schools. The schools here are some of the best in the nation with High Schools such as Wootton, WJ, Winston Churchill and RM, there are also private schools like Landon or Holton-Arms.

He owns a BMW lives in a 1M dollar home and got accepted to all Ivy League's he definitely lives in Montgomery County.

by Djorp91q December 27, 2022

Mahoning County Career & Technical Center

A Trade school split between the liberals and the rednecks, although they do share traits in being vape gods; a school filled with drama filled lunatics where no one is in the right

Christmas spirit is in the air at the Mahoning County Career & Technical Center, will the following students come down to Mr. Sandy’s office

by joemama723 January 7, 2023

Dutchess County Sunshine

When US Congressman Marc Molinaro uses his Dutchess County charm to blow smoke up his constituents' asses yet sells it as sunshine.

Marc Molinaro Facebook is filled with Dutchess County Sunshine!

by amaurot January 10, 2023

Mcdonald County HighSchool

A high-school in mcdonald county that has the weirdest combo of rednecks lgbt+,sluts, "country boys", and druggys. The druggys usually stay near while everyone else moves away. Somehow we have gay homophobes and 97%of everyone is racist even tho 30% of them pretend they arnt

Oh they are from Mcdonald County Highschool? That explains it.

by AMchsstudent December 15, 2023

Ventura County

a third world socialist community to the north of L.A, typically they hold pretentious events and are very clique within their demographics. Lately they are trying to be like L.A with new restaurants and stores but at the end of the day they are very incestrial and economically challenged. Yes, there are million-dollar listings and has the highest median home price in the state but that changes when you get closer to the beach and there are homeless that virtually pollute the area and make it less desirable.

If you thought Los Angeles or San Francisco were bad during the pandemic, it might as well have been Mussolini's Italy for that time period.

Ventura county sucks and is lame I would rather go to Santa Barbara.

by stainless67 December 17, 2023

Greenup county gangbang

A bunch of methheads get naked under a bridge while reading Jesse Stuart novels and listening to billy ray Cyrus then once the ritual is complete they start banging in a hardcore manner

I was strolling by the ol bridge when I seen a good ol greenup county gangbang goin on then I became the ring leader

by Professor dickstain April 12, 2023

wolfe county, KY

Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.

what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.

if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.

1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”

by bull/shit May 9, 2023