alabama butt quincher

A woman that is so ugly, so hideous, that it makes your butt Quinch involuntarily. More times than not she is packing something downstairs.

Man that girl Josef brought home is a real Alabama butt quincher. I hope he has some lube in his bedroom, because he's in for a surprise.

by TheRealStinkyCheese July 5, 2016

Alabama trouser trout

When a guy gets done cumming

And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants

Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout

by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018

Alabama Mud Worm

The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.

Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.

by Mothers disappointment January 10, 2020

Alabama Slip and Slide

When you oil up your cousin and then wrestle them until penetration occurs

"Yo that Alabama Slip and Slide was crazy"
"Yah bro, my cousin loved it"

by _wario_ January 20, 2020

Family reunion in Alabama

A family reunion in Alabama is when aunt Samantha and uncle Jimmy along with all the brothers and sisters have a big fucking orgy

Hey you’re going to go to the Family reunion In Alabama later Yes

by William Caruthers February 26, 2020

alabama lerba llama

when you preform sexual acts on your cousin whole ontop of your buddy's sick chevy with them toe mirrors pulled all the way out

jesus that was some great Alabama lerba llama

by Mericawaaa June 5, 2020

Alabama double wide

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck

by CCC420 January 20, 2023