Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.

A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023

Da Wheel

A term for Godly, Goated and great in one word, Da Wheel.

Person 1:HeY wAnNa PlAy FoRtNiTe????
Person 2: You still play fortnite? Bruddah is NOT Da Wheel 🔥🔥🔥

by ellomateee1123 June 9, 2023

going wheels

In the card game spades, to bid 10 books. “We’re going wheels” referencing the two zeros in the 100 points potentially gained by taking said books. “Spin ‘em” is an acceptable (albeit cocky) form of declaring a team’s intent to go wheels.

“We’re going wheels!”
“Spin ‘em”
“Wheels.”

by EbonyClark June 11, 2023

Toaster on wheels

A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.

Person 1: Damn that Kia Soul looks like a toaster on wheels.

by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023

Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 27, 2024

Tired as a wheel

So damned tired I just cant get a real thought together

Worked OT last night. Tty this evening, tired as a wheel right now.

by Lionell Messi April 27, 2025

Selling the wheels for fuel

When you solve a problem in a way that causes a similar or even worse one somewhere else

If you save the relationship by sacrificing your own happiness, you're selling the wheels for fuel.

by Egalion May 2, 2025