Tool

Derogatory term for a male loser, chauvinist, douchebag; synonymous with "dick" -- "tool, specifically referring to the male genetalia, i.e., his penis; his dick; his tool.

What a tool!

by Legit AF November 8, 2022

Tool

This word has multiple definitions:

1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.

2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)

1.

Alex “Bro, Jacob is such a tool.”
Eliot “I know right!”

2. “My favorite band of all time is Tool!

by Cass_Bakes November 25, 2022

Tool

Tool

That guy is a real tool.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

noodel tools

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum

i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain

by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022

Tool

Slang for steroids

I went to the elementary school to get some tool to get huge

by Felix G December 12, 2021

Tool

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.

Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.

by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022