Lesbian Smack Day

October 13th. You get to smack a lesbian.

Girl: Look, a lesbian. *smacks her*
Lesbian: what was that for?
Girl: It's Lesbian Smack Day.
Lesbian: okay.

by rams_villager October 12, 2025

Smack Baby

A baby who has been exposed to hard drugs in utero and developed an addiction in the mothers womb.

Sally was on heroin while she was pregnant and gave birth to a smack baby.

by Abley Squares November 9, 2025

Smacking the lizard

Female interrupting male masturbation

“Smacking the lizard” is female interrupting male masturbation.

by Desert Tortoise November 26, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 11, 2025

Madam Smack

A female pimp who is putting their workers in check!!

The client never paid for the services received and the worker caught a madam smack when she came back empty handed.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Smacking plays

What I call a homo-sapiens addicted to stapes

Person 1: Are you addicted to states?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Smacking plays.

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

A Couple For Back Smacking

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Couple For Back Smacking

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025