Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022

keebler fudge

when your fucking raw, and 90 degree shit gets on your shaft and tip, and some on your ball hair.

tom got keebler fudge all over my cock.

by Joshua Ames November 9, 2020

Fudge Swirl

When a man shits and cums in your ass at the same time.

E-excuse me sir, but can you pwease give me a fudge swirl

by JohnnahSeo November 13, 2020

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts

Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.

by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts

Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.

by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020

What the fudge

When you want to say what the guck but your parents are around and they will smack u oh daddybddbhehsbss

Me: what the fudge
Parents: gets belt

by Sjshsnwnqs s s December 2, 2020