R2-Dave

Better mechanics and Zac’s teachers of the years

R2-Dave are the best mechanics ever and teach Zac everything he knows.

by Garrettt729999 March 5, 2025

Nokomis Dave

A term used to describe men who live as straight men in their day to day lives but will visit neighboring towns to openly engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community of that town.

Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.

His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.

by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025

Dave

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

by afanofyourgran March 21, 2025

hailey and dave

Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?

I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?

by Psedocrazy November 24, 2021

Racist Dave

The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face

After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots

by Chesapeake Sean June 3, 2024

Dave Grohl

A man who needs a damn hug

Person 1: “did you hear that Taylor Hawkins passed away?”
Person 2: “he was dave Grohl’s close friend and drummer of foo fighters..poor dave”
Person 3: “Dave Grohl needs a damn hug..”

by Ashthequeen June 8, 2024

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024