rubber butt

When you sit on a field for to long and get turf up your butt

Donell was j-chillen on the field watching sports and when he stood up he had rubber butt

by Jadielady123 May 12, 2016

Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.

Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!

by UTMcGee February 26, 2020

butt-droid

A term once used by Vice President Selina Meyer to describe subordinates/low-level staffers in the HBO series "Veep"

"He just had one of his butt-droids do it..."
-Selina Meyer

by Fmr Senator Jim Webb May 1, 2020

Subway Butt

adj. when your butt is all dirty from riding in the NYC subways

Jeff: “Hey get off the clean hotel bed, you have a subway butt!”
Sarah: “Okay, okay, I will!”

by justthoughtiwouldshare May 22, 2020

butt bombs

When someone’s ass smells and they leave it in a specific area and it smells up the whole place. This usually means they need to shower and clean their ass.

“Bro you have butt bombs right now I would shower”

by Butt bomb master 420 June 28, 2020

Bowl Butt

The numbing sensation one feels in their ass after sitting on a toilet for an extended period of time.

Sam was on the toilet for over 15mins and suffered bowl butt

by EndlessSoul October 10, 2012

brickle butt

when you've eaten incredibly spicy foods and drank a lot of IPA and your rectum burns from shitting so bad that it bleeds

Little Johnnie's trip to the cantina last night afforded him a severe case of brickle butt so bad he couldn't get to school.

by mother punster July 7, 2012