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Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"
by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019
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North Myrtel Beach

North Myrtel Beach is fun of potheads, preps, white bitches that try to act black, drug dealers, & everyone being fake. it’s the worst place to live in let alone going to school there. watch out who you tell your secrets too... might as well go to Myrtle Beach , NMB School Teams suck ass.
by fuckthisschool3 April 22, 2019
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Beach

Something that you call your friends because calling your friends bitches can be mean.
Whats up beaches!”
Omg ily beach”
by Poppers poppin June 18, 2019
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Normandy Beach

The act of blowing pop rocks up into a girls vagina while she is on her period.
My girlfriend said we couldn’t do it because she was on her period, so I gave her the Normandy Beach.
by Thirst.Quencher June 20, 2019
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Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.
Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.
by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019
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Beach

Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello are a husband and wife living in Ohio — far from the surf and sand of their earlier lives together. Frankie is a stressed out car salesman and former "Big Kahuna" of the surf scene in California while Annette bottles her own sense of angst up in a bevy of shopping. Together they are raising a son, Bobby, who is in the throes of rebellion against his seemingly square folks.
Let's take it back to the beach where we where young and care free
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019
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Bitchy Beach

A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.
Friend (1): she’s a b*tch

Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach

Etc...
by J-H_UrbanDictionary May 27, 2018
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