Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.

Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.

by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024

Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022

Cyclone wash

The art of sucking a continuous gas stream from the anus until making contact with the lips and then proceeding to insert the tongue into the opening before it can close to finally performing a artistic cleaning of the internal cavity.

Kevin just gave me the cleanest cyclone wash I’ve ever experienced!

by Kholes4lyfe December 6, 2022

Texarkana Wash

Term used in the fire service to describe half ass washing the rig. Typically a Texarkana Wash involves half ass washing everything below the windows, only rinsing off the rear, and doing nothing to the front.

Firefighter 1: "Man we need to wash that pumper today as much as I don't want to"
Firefighter 2: "Let's put a Texarkana Wash on that bitch and call it good"

by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022

Gentleman's wash

blow job

Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.

by tykki December 30, 2022

Washed

Someone who is no longer as cool as they used to once be

"Do u remember evie?"

"Yes, I do. I heard she's so washed now."

by Runner49 January 6, 2023