Skip to main content

car wash

This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.
Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 1, 2018
mugGet the car wash mug.

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Hillbilly Washing Machine mug.

bean washed

When a white person is around a lot of mexicans everyday and start thinking they're now considered a mexican
Gavin:aye wuddup ese
Anthony:Oh no you've Been bean washed
by 12 I see u June 6, 2018
mugGet the bean washed mug.

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener
by Ignominy January 30, 2023
mugGet the hillbilly hand wash mug.

Snow wash

To vigorously wash someone's face with snow. A most unpleasant experience.
Someone gave Derek a snow wash. He went home crying.
by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023
mugGet the Snow wash mug.

Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.
Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?
by orekhao February 10, 2023
mugGet the Washing machine mug.

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours
by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023
mugGet the Wash the chicken shit off your eggs mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email