McDown Syndrome

A person supposedly so liberal and open minded, their emotions are retarded when they fail to see your point of view.

Jason thinks he is so liberal until you disagree with his views, and he starts to scream and berate you. He definitely suffers from McDown Syndrome.

by azbankr October 2, 2019

Carnegie Syndrome

When the rich try to buy back their reputations by donating large amounts of money publicly.

Bob fracked for oil in our community until we had sink holes, then he donated money to build a stadium with his name on it, it’s the definition of Carnegie Syndrome.

by Beautybind October 13, 2019

Jameskii Syndrome

When you have to become quiet after usually 10 pm or you will get noise complaints.

Guy 1: Bro why are you muted in VC?
Guy 2: bro i can't, i got Jameskii Syndrome

by SaltyVEVO September 4, 2019

Prii Syndrome

When someone gives you Prii Syndrome you will get a Prius faster than lightning.

Oh shit that guy gave me Prii Syndrome
*RUNS TO THE NEAREST TOYOTA*

GAVIN!!

by Gaviiiiiin December 27, 2017

stanford syndrome

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017

Momzadamaus Syndrome

Meaning When a child is a complete idiot due to the mother being intellectually challenged idiot. The child is not at fault due to the mother's teachings .

His mother makes unintelligible decisions because of her momzadamaus syndrome .

by Lpm3 April 6, 2017

Flagpole Syndrome

What happens to a penis-havers' brain after said penis has been accepted and allowed inside another person (orifice doesn't matter). The penis-haver then feels that they have rights and privileges to criticize various things about the penis-receiver opinions and life-choices.

Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.

Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.

by KrampyDoo April 19, 2017