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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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Spider man

Shoots sticky substances out
by Polodakangaroo November 1, 2019
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Spider

A special type of liberal who will sue you for rape if you do anything to piss them off
She sued me for rape just because I didn't agree with her politically. God, I hate that dumb spider.
by Mason Skyler November 12, 2020
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Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
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Spider Trash

A dirty eight-legged freak left spider trash all over my doorway this morning
by Alpha Bravo Cheesecake November 21, 2020
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Spiders

The creepiest critters that have ever existed. Super scary and yucky. ☹️
“Okay class, time for the fact of the day!!! Did you know that the fear of SPIDERS is called arachnophobia?”
by DogsAndHorses November 23, 2020
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spider mane

Spider mane means Sksmwkksmwkalalsksmwk six w Siam sjambok snwkq. Dismal s aks. SMS’s,ma w smakakaks:s a Aksum
by Kxkskskdjwkskdkwiwiskdkskwksks November 26, 2020
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