Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.

Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.

I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.

by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023

Spiders-man

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman

Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

Spider

Micah Walkers Deffiniton of someone bad; another word for snake; Jennifer bullock

She is a real spider.

by SpiderHater21 April 16, 2023