Sam Russel

Is very mean, bullies people for fun. Rufuses to be Barbie, but let’s me be the duck that eats cupcakes and spits the sprinkles out on the roof. Plays football and basketball 🤢🤢

Sam Russel is hideous.

by Simone Delmarter June 12, 2020

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Sam Haywood

Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast

Your such a Sam Haywood

by Ianmoorefanofficial June 28, 2020

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kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

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Sam Kamali

He holds the world record for the biggest booty attached to a boy, despite this though he’s the unwanted child of his family, maybe because his whole life revolves around Mason Greenwood.

Boy: Do you know Sam Kamali?
Girl: Yes, I’m so jealous of his arse

by Stanley1 July 30, 2020

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Sam Higgs

A gentlemanly teen who acts like he is two generations behind on the world because he's so technologically inept despite having an engineer dad. The dummy thick clap of his asscheeks alerts the people around him as he approaches them. Acts with accordance to the law and with a polite and charming habit because he's a goody two shoes but in reality he's a sadistic edgy bitch who thinks acting depressed and being psychopathic is quirky and funny.

"You're such a Sam Higgs, you don't have an instagram account?!"
"Damn you got a Sam Higgs ass!"
"Stop acting like a Sam Higgs."

by wyrdling September 13, 2020

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