River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new big dick energy.

Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

River

River is hot, and he is also my boyfriend.

Hi River! I Love You. <5333

by ckirabryn April 9, 2022

river

hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair

hey his name is river! he must be a nice guy

by Mrs.KoolKid101 December 10, 2020

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

Lego City River

A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.

A man has fallen into the Lego City River

by Power476 December 23, 2020