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Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.
Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024
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Button Neck

A person who has a cramp in there neck from pushing the button on their phone while playing online slots!
How does she get a Button Neck from playing on the phone ?
by TimelessSkyGod March 18, 2024
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mutton button

clitoris - a real stand out meaty one .. easy to find.
She was great ... had a real mutton button ...
by EvetteGilette June 7, 2022
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booty button

Is your asshole. It's usually pressed while engaging in sexual activity.
"I'm about to cum, hit my booty button. "
by K.Breeze77 June 21, 2022
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Dignity Button

A button on clothing that is the one thing saving your outfit from becoming too revealing. The button may be damaged or prone to becoming undone.
I hope your dignity button stays, or else everyone at the party will see your boobs!
by Tiredengineer1029 June 23, 2022
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The power button

When you stick your fist so far up someone’s ass that they pass out
by Uncle gubsy June 23, 2022
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Chasing Buttons

Chasing Buttons is a term used for chasing a large breasted woman. The term is apparent when her breasts are nearly bursting through her shirt.
Me and the boys are headed to the pub, we're chasing buttons tonight.
by rotorwerkz July 5, 2022
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