march 27

day your girlfriend lets you eat her out

boy 1: yo its march 27

boy 2: lemme go get my girl

boy 1: have fun !

by urban dictionary .......... March 26, 2021

March 29

National Fedora Day

John: Hey, did you hear it’s National Fedora Day on March 29?
Don: No, what does it mean?
John: You bonehead! It means you wear a fedora!

by Jocelyn 🦷 March 29, 2021

March 12th

The day the queens/kings were born

Person:“Omg it’s March 12th!”
Person2:”the days queens/kings were born”

by Fybutfm November 7, 2021

March 10

National skip math. Every student will not go to math on this day. No matter who your teacher is. Do not go to math class.

“Where are all of my students?”

“Its march 10th!”

by The Alphabet Abcdefghijklmaop March 8, 2022

March 9

National make out with your bf/gf day!

Her: hey bae what’s today? Him: Its March 9, national make out with your bf/gf day!

by Kayla Diamond March 8, 2022

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

March 9th

NATIONAL SLAP ASS DAY!!!!!

On March 9th just go around ur class and just slap that ass. (Don’t be a bitch)

by Taskmaker302 March 8, 2022