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American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".
Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."
by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022
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History

about old people and shit they had tantrums about
I love the idea of history being about the things that will 100% help me in life <3
by wifehaverthefirst June 11, 2022
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History

A set of made up stories compiled together to help brainwash majority of people. The _official_ method of producing such set is _speculation_. (source: Wikipedia). People who are capable to analyze material facts using cause-and-effect reasoning are kept away from compiling and presenting such sets. They are either lured into "exact" sciences such as physics, math, etc or made outcasts by the school system.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Ex1:
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.

Ex2:

- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist

Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.

(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
by Nikita1998 June 29, 2022
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History’s Best Vocalist

Guy: who’s history’s best vocalist ever?
Girl: Oh, that’s easy, Francis George!
by Jackson Mehoff III, PHD September 7, 2022
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History of Worldwide

Worldwide has been around for months as we know worldwide Was first originated on 21th of July 2022 by Sammy, and now worldwide is one of the most popular group chat *you know* worldwide got their participants from TikTok which 60% of the group came from and within a week Worldwide started growing... Worldwide first participant was Charles Martins which he is no longer in worldwide due to some reasons. Sammy got his inspiration of creating worldwide from another called "besties forever" am sure u guys didn't know all this we would go further next time
by Danvyt34 September 11, 2022
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History

Some useless shit we wouldn't need it for our careers, but some useful shit to kill someone mentally😍✨
A student: Hey, are you alright? You look so sad...
The classmate: I have history class later... 😭😭😭 I'm dead inside now...
by Real FAX. November 8, 2022
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Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole
by eleanormarx November 26, 2022
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