Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012

Canadian Hair

The hair located on the back of a male.

(I do not claim creation to this immense term.)

''Dude, I wish I totally could have more Canadian Hair''.

by The Korn March 2, 2011

Whipping hair

Gay slang, the act of one, usually a drag queen, styling the hell out of a wig or other series of synthetic hair pieces.

Guuurl, that bitch is the deal at whipping hair for gods, honey. Save the babies!

by zekira March 23, 2011

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

Homeless Hair

Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless

Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair

by The most special special June 26, 2023

Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023