mama de funge

The mother of all mushrooms

The Mama de funge was found in the woods off southern state and fed our family for days.

by Dub5 May 14, 2018

non-de-plume

a pen name (nom-de-plume) that people think is yours but actually isn't.

"Have you seen that Bob Jones guy's new book? I think that it's actually written by Fred McDougal."
"No bro, that's not his book. You're assuming a non-de-plume"

by the rogue dictatorian January 3, 2018

what de heeck

A slur used by unintelligent people, mostly by Sid The Sloth. Used to express a feeling of surprise and confusion.

"Wow, he just did a backflip and frontflip at the same time!"
"What De Heeck?"

by Wainwright6969 October 11, 2017

de facto virgin

Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.

May as well be a virgin.

Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.

Tim is a de facto virgin.

by Submitters of Words March 26, 2017

deuce de leche

The shit storm a person afflicted with lactose intolerance experiences after consuming dairy.

"Whoa, dude! Travis blew up the bathroom with a deuce de leche, I'm pretty sure those mozzarella sticks were the culprit."

by BigGrubsSTM June 13, 2016

pene de mono

A monkeys penis in spanish

Often used to describe someone.

Maria called Henry a pene de mono when he tried to beat her up.
Elyse refused to let us watch videos on her computer so we called her a pene de mono and she cried.

by niggerniggerlynchnigger January 17, 2017

biricutico de marola

Um cigarro enrolado de maconha ou haxixe.

Estava aqui de boa dirigindo, fumando o meu biricutico de marola.

by rodrigorc6 April 22, 2020