Cheeked Out

getting killed or losing consciousness by the enormous weight of a woman's/man's cheeks sitting on your face

i would totally let the cyberdemon from DOOM sit and crush my face. getting cheeked out by that muscle muffin would be an honor

by assaultpencil March 23, 2024

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Clapping Cheeks

When a married man, who isn't getting laid, plays video games and does well. It's sad, we all know. But you still smile and nod to him, like a 'good job buddy.'

Sloan was clapping cheeks against a bunch of dudes in Call of Duty last night! Good job Buddy!

by Misterknowitall March 30, 2024

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cat cheeks

Hybrid cat shit and human butt cheeks, also known as something greatly superior.

Jeff- Man I ordered pizza last night, it was dog cheeks!

Bill- My sushi was so cat cheeks!

by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022

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Pooper Cheeks

The part of a man or women that you can’t help but mention how big it is

Person with big ass walks by
Everyone: GOT DAMN LOOK AT THEM POOPER CHEEKS!

by Zen~Pai July 16, 2022

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puffy cheeks

When someone is so glamorous that when playing apples to apples they always get "most phat"

Aiden has such puffy cheeks! So glamorous!

by Hairyberry1234566789 July 21, 2022

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Devonshire cheek puffer

A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.

"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"

by #big H July 26, 2022

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