crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

by shmek October 26, 2017

Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.

I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017

Hoethotical Bump

A Bump You Get When You Fuck A Hoe Thats Mixed With A Thot

" Damn That Nigga Craig Got A Hoethotical Bump From Keyshia , You Know She For Everybody "

by youngkimoralee May 30, 2017

bump

a small pile of cocaine to snort

"hang on a sec...i gotta get a bump"

"can i get a bump?"

"you need a bump?"

by .: High Priestess :. November 12, 2017

Bump off

When the unsub doesnt have anymoney to buy dope he can take a phone and bump it off for the dope .

Ol boy came to bump off your iphone 7 off for 30 cents I came out on top in that deal.

by #CapnIWontSaveHer November 28, 2017

Bump

To offer a friend a drink.

Bottle or flask

Tim you want a bump out of my flask

by Flask man December 8, 2017

Bump pass

When a hoe actin up you bump Pass

Yo did you see that hoe actin up?

Yup bump pass

by Bri$ March 10, 2018