Bosses Don’t Speak

A structured ass nigga with no need to speak aloud about his accomplishments.

Some examples of bosses don’t

1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to

2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.

Disclosure:

Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.

Damn that nigga low key with it👀 bosses don’t🤫
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak

by Whostherealowner October 4, 2023

slayer queen girl boss

Someone who eats and devours. Slays the house down on the constant. Never missed a day or popping pussy and never will.

“Geto is an absolute slayer queen girl boss”

“Go off slayer queen girl boss !!!”

by Slayerqueengirlboss October 6, 2023

Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020

boss boomer

a boss boomer is someone who is older than a boomer but way worse so someone born before 1946 and is somehow still alive practically a karen

"my grandpa is a boss boomer he's so annoying"
"get off that god damn phone that's why you're so dumb"

by imbabyyyy March 1, 2020

Bossed

When you buy something and then lose it shortly after.

I just bought a Stizzy but I lost is. I bossed it.

by Alyxd July 20, 2020

Boss Switching

When you are WFH working from home under a pandemic lockdown and you are about to walk over to your desk and start work. You are Boss Switching, switching from your home boss to your work boss.

When you are Working From Home under a Pandemic Lockdown and you are about to walk over to your desk and start work. You are Boss Switching, switching from your home boss to your work boss.

by JDawg70 July 22, 2020

Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020