Shot Out

What you call a person that insists they are doing something when in reality, you know they aren't.

"Cody said he was skating but he's shot out."

by Myfriendsareshotout August 22, 2017

Smashed the guts out of it

To have vicious, somewhat unhealthy intercourse.

"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

Cock-out Gorgeous

When some girl is so hot if you want to masturbate to her

Wow, I didn't realize Rons girlfriend was cock-out Gorgeous.

by Coop d'Ville August 30, 2017

ovaries fall out

When a girl/female is on her Menstrual cycle/ period and it's her sarcasm saying that her ovaries are going to fall out

My stomach hurts so much my ovaries fall out

by Real words 11 September 1, 2017

blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.

Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.

by HM Barber February 22, 2019

Out of sperm

It means that you have done a lot of hand job or you had a lot of sex just in a single week.

Maria: Hi Justinpx, I am so horny right now... Can u come please for one more time?
Justinpx: Hi Maria, sincerely i am out of sperm. Maybe next week cutie?

by GiorgiCavany February 26, 2019

Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation

Try to swiggle your way out of this one

by Cilla March 7, 2019