Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

unicorn

originally a one horned rhinoceros. This creature is mentioned as a unicorn in the King James Version of the Bible.

Job 39:9 reads "Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?"

by cowlitzron December 5, 2022

unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”

by anonymous January 4, 2023

Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.

Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.

Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn

by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017

unicorn

a sweet fluffy cuddly creature that is caring and charming .

did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] July 28, 2017