March 30

Happy Birthday Ally!! We love you so so much 💗

Sarah: what’s something that you love about March 30th?
Ally: it’s my special day!!

by Its.chelseaa January 10, 2022

March 6

sun

its march 6th
you know what that means
yeah

by amongus man January 12, 2022

March 15

On March the 15th it is national play Minecraft for 3 hours day! This is done to help Mojang get more new and exiting updates out as March is when the most new Minecraft players join!

"It is March 15th James"
"So it is Bob, to yours to play Minecraft?"

by Mojang Studios fun facts January 13, 2022

March 3

If you know somebody born on march 3 he is the coolest person on planet earth (even if it is a girl)

Emma: Oh there is a boy born on March 3 i should ask him out (please)

by PleaseSeeThisEmma January 17, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022