Bitchy Beach

A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.

Friend (1): she’s a b*tch

Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach

Etc...

by J-H_UrbanDictionary May 27, 2018

Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy

Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019

Newport Beach

A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.

Newport Beach is a terrible place.

by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019

Hailey Beach

A person who is always there and can stay up chatting and playing minecraft all night if you just suggest it. She is easy to get along with. And just try to keep her from ruining her hair. But she is usually found with a group of friends at school and can be loud but softly toned at the same time. P.S don't let a Hailey go and forget her. Always try to stay connected with her.

Hailey, That Hailey Beach is a great person, Jason. You should meet her.

by Beanose lover 2005 November 24, 2019

Nasty beach

A girl who is nasty is multiple ways, but never seems to notice her nastyness

This girl is disgusting she’s such a nasty beach

by I use heriods on the daily November 30, 2019

Beach

Word like bitch. Most commonly used in 6th grade talk.

“Yo she’s such a beach” Said Layla. “Haha I know right” said Kira

by Eyeballstreakz December 25, 2019

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019