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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
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Fried Liver Wash

A place to get lost in the Joshua Tree deserts. You’ll encounter lizards, low brush, high winds, and a bukkake of cholla cactus.
Who the hell named this “Fried Liver Wash?”
by liver-san January 31, 2019
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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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Washing The Rug

Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen
Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....
by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019
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Pop washed

1. When an artist who is used to make a certain genre of music changes their still to fit into today's society then you hear it on the radio every 17 minutes

2. When you have that one friend (or yourself...) who doesn't listen to a particular artist and only likes the songs they hear on the radio or popular new songs. You are considered "Pop washed"
1.
Michelle: Halsey used to make good music like "Gasoline" and "Castle" now all her new songs are Pop washed!
Anna: Ikr! Like what even is bAd At lOve. Yuck!
Michelle: Right!! Smh my head

2.
Jack: Have you heard the new song "Siko Mode" 🤠
Michelle: Dude... you're so pop washed
Jack: Bro it's really good thoooo
by Michally February 11, 2019
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The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018
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Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
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