Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
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Get the Twitter circle mug.A collective online meltdown illness discovered by the actor François Arnaud where a cluster of chronically-online Twitter users fixate on a single public figure and treat every word, comma, and typo they post as a secret manifesto. Characterized by obsessive quote-tweeting, bad-faith “analysis,” and the ritualistic insistence that they are simply “holding someone accountable,” while openly projecting their own bigotry, insecurity, or ideological rot.
Often involves:
Pretending harassment is “critique”
Reading malice into neutral statements
Demanding perfect language while arguing in screenshots and vibes
Claiming moral superiority while behaving like a digital mob
Accusing the target of dogwhistles they themselves won’t stop blowing
Weaponizing their status as a woman or PoC to justify bigotry toward other minority groups
Symptoms worsen when the target refuses to apologize, log off, or perform ideological self-flagellation.
Often involves:
Pretending harassment is “critique”
Reading malice into neutral statements
Demanding perfect language while arguing in screenshots and vibes
Claiming moral superiority while behaving like a digital mob
Accusing the target of dogwhistles they themselves won’t stop blowing
Weaponizing their status as a woman or PoC to justify bigotry toward other minority groups
Symptoms worsen when the target refuses to apologize, log off, or perform ideological self-flagellation.
François Arnaud said ‘people’ instead of ‘folks’—huge red flag. He want to eradicate all minorities!
"Bro, you were literally calling him homophobic slur"
"Wow, I am a PoC Woman and he is a white man which means he is the REAL RACIST"
“Bro, that’s Twitter mass psychosis. Get some meds”
"Bro, you were literally calling him homophobic slur"
"Wow, I am a PoC Woman and he is a white man which means he is the REAL RACIST"
“Bro, that’s Twitter mass psychosis. Get some meds”
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Get the Twitter Mass psychosis mug.The fractured psyche resulting from navigating a platform optimized for outrage, performativity, and context collapse. The trauma is a mix of whiplash (watching a career die in 280 characters), addiction to the drama cycle, and the cognitive dissonance of interacting with both close friends and unhinged strangers in the same feed. It breeds a defensive, clapback-ready communication style in real life and leaves you with a lingering sense that any opinion, joke, or decade-old tweet could be the one that summons the mob. The platform's constant rebranding and policy chaos only add to the surreal, unstable feeling.
Example: "She quit a year ago, but still has trauma from Twitter. She'll start drafting a simple group text, then delete it seven times fearing it could be 'misinterpreted.' She also calls any argument a 'thread' and has a Pavlovian urge to check her phone during any real-world scandal." Trauma from Twitter/X
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