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slapping the sergeant

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey
Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....
by Genieme February 1, 2018
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Stayed slapped

A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.
Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."
by Dramaaaaaaaa February 9, 2017
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Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
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Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
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nazi slap

Slaping someone hard enough to knock out there teeth
I nazi slaped the heck out of my teacher
by Nazi slap October 28, 2020
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Banana Slap

Banana slap is a game meant to be played on road trips in which one gently slaps anyone in the vehicle upon seeing a yellow car. While it may seem simple, "banana slap" is a game with many rules.

1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.

5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.

8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
Friend 1: Is that a yellow car?
Friend 2: Banana slap!
Friend 1: Aw you got me!
by Lorange101 December 26, 2020
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Noggin Slap

Being slapped or struck forcefully upon one's head in an unforeseen way.
WTF! He just got noggin slapped!
by NollyPolly March 12, 2021
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