Mii sexual

The sexual attraction to wii characters/mii(s)

Oh yea im mii sexual

by Dumb definitions lol July 28, 2021

Ali Sexual

Being only sexually attracted to Ali. Everything that has to do with Ali is hot to you.

The Ali Sexual community has to be stop

by Ali community August 26, 2021

Dream Sexual

If u are dream sexual ur prob 8 and u should die in a fire

Person 1: im dream sexual

Person 2: ......
Person 1: keeps going on because dream mf's annoying as shit
Person 2: off urself u fucking piece of shit u dumb cunt
Person 1: cries

by 360TapStrafeWallJumpDickSlap August 28, 2021

Metro Sexual

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.

Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.

by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Semper Sexual

The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.

People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.

by crustmeister June 24, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021