Sam mortimore

Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs

He is also small

*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !

git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !

by michael foolsley September 11, 2023

sam kink

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person named Sam.

Bf: “I’m horny”
Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”

Bf: “Yes, i’m horny because of a person named Sam”
Gf: “So you have a sam kink?”
Bf: “Yup”

by yayayyayayayayyayaya September 17, 2023

Sam Knox

A fucking twat

Sam Knox

by Imveryboredinanenglishlesson January 14, 2020

Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

sam jenkins

A military nut, is usually called a jew mostly likes rock music and frank Sinatra and lives in Germany under a rock

Who is that

That's a sam Jenkins a filthy jew

by Uooof February 6, 2020

Sam Gee

A Sam Gee is a type of person who is vertically challenged but however can be very scary at times. A Sam Gee can also be a delusional pedophile that likes his youngest brother.

You see that boy over there i heard he’s a Sam Gee!

by Henz05 April 13, 2020