poop mic

it is BAD.

poop mic and it’s BAD.

it’s spewing diarrhea

by poop mic July 28, 2020

poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.

by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013

Poop Fatigue

The feeling of relief and relaxation that one gets after a very satisfying poop.

OMG! That was such great poop! I feel so much better. I have poop fatigue now.

by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012

Shit-Pooping

When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.

You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping

by GoldNate May 29, 2023

poop sluicing

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...

Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!

by poonanni October 1, 2021

Poop Villain

A poop that is very difficult to take. A hostile defecation. Your butthole’s worst nightmare.

from the French “Peaux Vaillon” meaning “villainous poo”

After eating Taco Bell, I struggled with the greatest poop villain known to man.

by MudderButter October 21, 2021

Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.

Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.

by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021