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Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023
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fleshy pro

Fleshy Pro - The Fleshy Pro™ Male Masturbator features a unique sucking mechanism that mimics the sensation of receiving oral sex. It provides intense and satisfying pleasure that is unlike anything else on the market, and is perfect for use alone or with a partner.

(Read on to learn about "Climax mode "

RealSkin™ Sleeves
Fleshy Pro's soft, body-safe inner sleeves provide realistic spongy resistance and ease of entry. They're easy to clean, last basically forever, and are delicately textured to replicate the feeling of mucosa (the stuff that throats and vaginas and g-spots are made from).

💡 Tip: Warm the sleeve up in a bowl of hot water before use for even greater pleasure..

Climax mode"
When you hold down the climax button, Fleshy Pro takes you deeper and deeper and its powerful suction completely prevents you from being able to pull out until you finish (or until you release the button).

Close your eyes and see how similar this ultra-intense sensation feels to being deepthroated or feeling muscle contractions during female orgasm.

Easy to Wash
Despite being one of the biggest worries guys have before buying, cleaning Fleshy Pro™ takes less than 15 seconds and you don’t have to touch bodily fluids. Simply reverse the sleeve, dump your junk, rinse with soap and warm water, and voilà!
Fleshy pro is a dildo for men

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by Blu_leef November 13, 2023
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pretty pro-life

The act of supporting abortion laws that others must follow, but not you.
Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.
by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023
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Pro Sh

Someone who encounteres, promotes or instage others urges to harm themselves. Pro sh people also might depict it in a sexual light (such as licking wounds or "aesthetic" images with it)
"They Pro Sh because they were happy to hear that people were caring their name into their skin"
by Puppy pawz April 25, 2023
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INA-PRO-PRO!

Well, This thing is...... INA-PRO-PRO!
by Mixels May 1, 2023
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quid pro no-no

What folks are saying about Clarence and Ginni Thomas’ shamelessly profiteering Supreme Court decision-for-sale antics.
Oh Clarence, how can the public even think for a minute that we are taking bribes for access, that what we’ve done is a quid pro no-no?
by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023
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Pros

The profit you make from selling drugs.
“You rather chase hoes smoke pros, than stack, and that’s why you ass backwards
by Off1Tenth May 15, 2023
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